Shit Slang & Idioms
Monday, April 7, 2008 – 12:28 amThe word “shit” is vulgar, but there are many common idioms that use this word. You shouldn’t use this word in a professional setting, but you will hear these phrases listed below all of the time.
| Phrase | Meaning | Example Sentence |
| get/have one’s shit together | to get one’s possessions organized; to get oneself mentally organized; to get one’s life in order | Let me get my shit together, and I’ll be right with you. (let me gather my stuff)
You are homeless and unemployed. You better get your shit together, man. (you better get your life in order) He went to Harvard and then to Yale Law School. He really has his shit together. (he really has his life in order; he is really doing well) |
| shit happens | Bad things just happen and are unavoidable. This is kind of like saying 没办法。 | Too bad that your new car got dented, but shit happens.
Jack: This has been the worst day of my life. |
| up shit creek or up a creek (without a paddle) | in an awkward position with no easy way out; in trouble. | You locked your keys in your car and your mother-in-law broke her leg? Wow, you are up shit creek. (you are in a bad/awkward situation)
I have to be home by nine or I’ll be up shit creek. (I’ll be in trouble) If we don’t get to the airport by five, we will be up a creek without a paddle. (we will be in a difficult situation) |
| when the shit hits the fan | when all the expected trouble comes; when bad things happen | When the shit hits the fan some guys run and some guys stay and fight.
If we don’t finish this project by Monday, the shit is really going to hit the fan. (there will be big trouble) |
| Cut the shit! | Stop acting silly and telling jokes! Be serious! or Stop lying! Stop telling me stories and tell me the truth! | Will you guys cut the shit and get back to work? (will you stop goofing off/joking around/playing)
Jack: I had to work late and then I had to go to the dentist. |
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